by Ronnie Spangler
1) Thou shall place no other God before Barack Obama, Thou shall use all forms of Deception Distortion and Distraction to keep Barack Obama in power.
2) Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, other than Barack and Michelle Obama.
3) Thou shalt not take the name of Barack or Michelle Obama thy God and Goddess in vain.
4) Remember the sabbath day, keep it holy for Barack Obama thy living God.
5) Honor Barack and Michelle Obama so that you may live long in the land without the fear of Drones.
6) Thou shalt not kill any person or persons that follow or believe in his holiness Barack Obama.
7) If you are NOT a Democrat or Progressive, Thou shalt not commit adultery.
8) Unless you are following the teaching of Barack Obama and redistributing wealth, Thou shalt not steal.
9) Thou shalt not bear witness or protest against any decisions made by the king of all kings, Barack Obama.
10) Thou shall covet all possessions of the wealthy and redistribute wealth according to Barack Obama.
These are the teachings of the Church Of Liberalism and shall be placed in all public buildings for all to see and bear witness to; it shall also be mandated that all churches and public schools shall post these Commandments in the most visible area so that all may read and understand the new laws of the land as prescribed by his Holiness Barack Obama.